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TYSON: Oh, you'll like me in there. I go about my business.
That's Stamkos - he goes about his business on the ice, doesn't he?
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Thanks stang...and that reasonable, legitimate analogy pretty much wraps up any need for ever seeing a viscerally repulsive, criminally violent convicted felon mentioned in the same breath with the magnificent and eminently respectable Steven Stamkos

(BTW Stamkos is really stepping into the role of impressively well-spoken ambassador for the sport of hockey, isn't he? Has been since we first met him on draft day...)
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Emelin does not fight because his face was caved in during a 2009 fight in Russia's KHL against former Lightning Alex Svitov and had to be reconstructed
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Go figure, eh? Shocker. Best thing we've ever seen on the ice from Svitov.
Now we're even prouder of Bugsy and wish he'd rearranged it again for the gutless little puke. As far as the penalties, this was a perfect textbook illustration of why the instigator penalty needs to be ripped from the rulebook, used to wipe Malone's butt, and then burned to a crisp. (Sorry, SFY, but it does.) Without looking up the box score, the 2, 5, 10 and game suggest that he was given both the instigator and the exceedingly rare
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46.2 Aggressor – The aggressor in an altercation shall be the player who continues to throw punches in an attempt to inflict punishment on his opponent who is in a defenseless position or who is an unwilling combatant. A player must be deemed the aggressor when he has clearly won the fight but he continues throwing and landing punches in a further attempt to inflict punishment and/or injury on his opponent who is no longer in a position to defend himself [or who is a gutless little Russian pansy-ass puke--Ed.]...A player who is deemed to be both the instigator and aggressor of an altercation shall be assessed an instigating minor penalty, a major penalty for fighting, a ten-minute misconduct (instigator) and a game misconduct penalty (aggressor).
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Be smarter next time Bugs...pick your spots better, and nail that little snotnosed punk so as to only get a double minor, heheh...bringing a new meaning to "
face off at center ice."
