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[Sotnos]

They do sound incredible and incredibly massive!

[Sotnos]

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[The Great Zo]

I acquired a hockey card featuring Brendan Mikkelson from the 07-08 Portland Pirates AHL team. On the back of the card is the question: "If you could be any person for a day, who would it be?"

Mikkelson's answer: Hugh Hefner.

[Bolts4Lyfe]

Originally Posted by The Great Zo

I acquired a hockey card featuring Brendan Mikkelson from the 07-08 Portland Pirates AHL team. On the back of the card is the question: "If you could be any person for a day, who would it be?"

Mikkelson's answer: Hugh Hefner.

[Top Shelf]

Hefner...that's a good one, but I figure I'll be a dried-out, drooling 85-yr-old lizard lounging in a bathrobe soon enough anyway. So if I could pick someone else to be for a day, I'd be tempted to pick someone younger, more athletically fit and infinitely more skilled at something I love, like a Steven Stamkos, rather than someone whom I could outperform with one hand, both hands--heck, almost any body part tied behind my back...

[Kowalski]

Originally Posted by Top Shelf

Hefner...that's a good one, but I figure I'll be a dried-out, drooling 85-yr-old lizard lounging in a bathrobe soon enough anyway. So if I could pick someone else to be for a day, I'd be tempted to pick someone younger, more athletically fit and infinitely more skilled at something I love, like a Steven Stamkos, rather than someone whom I could outperform with one hand, both hands--heck, almost any body part tied behind my back...

He was probably thinking Hugh Hefner 40-50 years ago, not Hugh Hefner today.

[the_narrow_way]

Originally Posted by Top Shelf

someone whom I could outperform with one hand, both hands--heck, almost any body part tied behind my back...

[Top Shelf]

Originally Posted by Kowalski

He was probably thinking Hugh Hefner 40-50 years ago, not Hugh Hefner today.

OK, then in that case...maybe

[thefly]

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