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Old 06-25-2009, 08:45 AM
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This is a way to spend the off-season! Find a bunch of somewhat obscure, snarky, funny, and fitting phrases to add.

Oh, I hope OK Hockey doesn't distract us from this inane fun...
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:02 AM
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The current list. Feel free to add new suggestions.


0 ...... Rick Dudley's Hairpiece
25 .... Steve Ludzik's Leisure Suit Vest
50 .... Jay Feaster's Cheeto Encrusted Thumb
75 .... Chris Gratton's Ruby Slippers
100 .. Brian Bradley's Pimp Blazer
125 .. Paul Kennedy's Cue Cards
150 .. Phil Esposito's Fax Machine
175 .. Jimmie Olvestad's Dimensional Speed
200 .. Dave Mishkin's Larynx
225 .. Tim Taylor's WrapAround
250 .. Barry Melrose's Hairstylist
275 .. Eric Perrin's Dentist
300 .. Popcorn Server
325 .. Human Nerf Dart
350 .. John Tortorella's Doghouse
375 .. Rick Tocchet's Bookie
400 .. XO Sniper
425 .. John Grahame's Designated Driver
450 .. Captain Poke Check
475 .. Chainsaw Charlie
500 .. Alex Kharitonov's Balls
525 .. Manon Rheaume Lookalike
550 .. Oren Koules' Pocket Comb
575 .. Puppa Scoopah
600 .. John Tortorella's Binky
625 .. Barnacles Shout Out
650 .. The Constrictor
675 .. Swedish Battle Tank
700 .. Old-Skool Assassin
725 .. Vaclav Prospal Survivalist
750 .. Phil Esposito's Soninlawov
775 .. Keefamania!
800 .. Dusty Rhodes' Pay Windah
825 .. Larry Hirsch's Travel Agent
850 .. Stephane Richer's Puckbunny
875 .. Paul Ysebaert's Kwik Pick
900 .. Enrico Ciccone's Blimpie Sub
925 .. Erin Andrews' Real Deal
950 .. Dirt Liner
975 .. Petr Klima's Illegally Curved Stick
1000 . The Bulin Wall
1050 . Terry Crisp's Notepad
1100 . Snoozin' Zyuzin (aka Suddenly Susan)
1250 . Mighty Mite
1400 . Johnny Shortside
1500 . Brad Richard's Contract
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:10 AM
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Those are so awesome

I think the I Love Ruslan girl should be immortalized in there somewhere

Art Williams' stud?


That's all I got
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:55 AM
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Suggestions for addition:

Camp Torturella
Alexander Kharit-On/Off
Brain Donor
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Old 06-25-2009, 10:52 AM
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I cannot believe Bingo Bob has not been included yet.

Other suggestions:

Chief's Telestrator
Vinny Lecavalier's No-Movement Clause
John Tortorella's 25 Percent Rule
Takashi Okubo's Mysterious Existence

Maybe the post thresholds should be spread out too. Like you have to get to 5000 posts or something to get all the way to the end of the list.
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Old 06-25-2009, 11:09 AM
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Maybe the post thresholds should be spread out too. Like you have to get to 5000 posts or something to get all the way to the end of the list.
I think the thresholds are so close together because when this board was started we had no idea if it'd be successful or not, so envisioning someone at higher than 1500 posts was a lofty goal! I'd be all for spacing them a bit, but that's easy for me to say as that's Tim's department & I have no idea if it's a pain or not.
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Old 06-25-2009, 03:36 PM
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Sav IX - THE MUSICAL!
I still think "The Duke of Manchester" should be for a 0 rank, a 1 rank goes to Dudley's hair piece

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Ice Palace / Times Forum Same Difference
Mishkin's Vocal Cords
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Mishkin's Vocal Cords
One of the titles is already 'Dave Mishkin's Larynx'
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Old 06-25-2009, 04:23 PM
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...Hmm, he certainly doesn't deserve two status'.
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Maybe the post thresholds should be spread out too. Like you have to get to 5000 posts or something to get all the way to the end of the list.
Perhaps it's time to readdress that. When we started the board, we didn't know if anyone would show up and stick around. Seemed presumptuous then to think anyone would post 1500 times... you guys must have nothing better to do...
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