Strange/Curious/Silly line combinations for next season

[Wrong Net Paulie]

Well, since we all need more to talk about (apparently) I was thinking about this as I was making some pasta... lets throw together some lines that you think could, against most odds, work. For example...

More than beef:
R2/Vinny/Malone

A combined 619 pounds, you have the finesse and shot from the point in Lecavalier, you have a huge body that will fight for the puck in the corners (and have decent wheels, too!) in R2, and you have Malone who attracts puck to his skull with Jedi Mind tricks. With two guys (6'4, 6'5) towering around/in front of a goaltender, Vinny could be shooting fish in a barrel.

Halpern in training:
Jokinen/Craig/Oulette

I always thought Craig very much looked like Halpern, although obviously not as developed. Has decent hands, was always great in front of the net. If he's healthy, this could be the Halpern line of last year at the start. Ryan at the net, Jokinen being the floater, and Oulette being the shot at the top of the circle.

I'm sure i'll think of some more as I go. Anyone think of something silly that might be crazy enough to work?