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timothy 01-30-2008 11:18 AM

Funniest Thing You've Heard All Week
 
This thread is for posting humorous things that bring a chuckle or a laugh to others. I guess I'll start with this recent true story...

I'm in an interracial marriage, and with three mixed kids, we sometimes deal with interesting situations. Here's a dandy. You might recall that a week or so ago was the MLK holiday, and all the schools (and some businesses) were off. Isabelle, my 7 year old, was off from school that Monday, but I had to work. So, I'm putting my shoes on, getting ready for work, and my wife is combing Isabelle's hair and telling her about Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks. As she's telling her about how black people used have to sit in the back of bus while white people got to ride in front, Isabelle put her hands on her hips and shoots me a nasty scowl of a glance.

Suddenly feeling very defensive, I blurt out, "Hey! I wasn't even born yet!"

Then, about 10 minutes later, she comes and gets in my lap and asks me, "Daddy, do you have to go to work today because you're white?"

True story.

Avery86 01-30-2008 11:22 AM

LOL.

That's hilarious, Tim. I don't know if I (or any of us) could compete with that.

chad 01-30-2008 11:37 AM

I'm pulling my entry in the competition. That's too good, Tim.

That said...

We were in Tampa for the last MTL game and were stuck in La Petite Montreal in the 300s and heard "Go Habs Go!" in a French accent all night.

A couple weeks later I was watching a game at home and my 6 year old daughter asked if the Lightning were playing "that Abs-go team" again.

Donnie D 01-30-2008 05:46 PM

Keeping with the story line, my four year old daughter came home from pre school in November many years ago and told me that she was sad that King Luther was dead. I couldn't figure out who she was talking about. Then she said "King Luther, he was a good man but he was shot."

Jester47 01-31-2008 08:25 AM

OK, not as funny but we were keeping my 5 year old nephew last weekend and he was acting up and just before we put him in time out he looked up at me and said, "Uncle Pat, it's not my fault, I have my devil brain, I left the good brain at home."

Now, I love the kid like he was my own but believe me, I was on the phone w/my sister immediately wanting to know why the good brain wasn't pack, how I could get it over to my house post haste, and just what the hell was she letting him watch on tv!!!!!

timothy 01-31-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jester47 (Post 458)
[color="Navy"]OK, not as funny but we were keeping my 5 year old nephew last weekend and he was acting up and just before we put him in time out he looked up at me and said, "Uncle Pat, it's not my fault, I have my devil brain, I left the good brain at home."

Hilarious. :lol:

RSchmitz 01-31-2008 01:59 PM

I heard the Lightning were going to make the playoffs

Coldrice 01-31-2008 11:24 PM

Not the funniest things I've heard this week but the funniest things I've seen...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...0/image001.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...0/image015.jpg

RSchmitz 02-01-2008 12:13 AM

Nice find

Hoek 02-03-2008 01:13 AM

http://simulatedcomicproduct.com/com...-02-SoCute.jpg


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